Have a Laugh on Us…

Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you to release anger and be more forgiving.

With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.*

Here’s our Jokes of the Day.

Think you can do better? Let us know.

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Tuesday June 27th

My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card.

He’s a man after my own heart!

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What do you call Postman Pat on his day off?

Pat!

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off!

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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus.

That is how I lost my job as a bus driver!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

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What do you call a doll on fire?

A Barbie-Q!!

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I used to be a banker but then I lost interest!

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*Sourced from Helpguide.org